Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
