real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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