She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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