How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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