Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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