My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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