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  I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number

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• (559): View more from California

  my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.

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• (661): View more from California

  is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  low key just jizzed in a chinese food container

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son

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• (518): View more from New York

  it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm not well. Although it could be worse.

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  My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.

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