I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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