It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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