question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
