gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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