Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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