last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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