how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do vagina's smell?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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