your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Randomize
