Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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