babies were throwing up all over the place
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
