I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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