I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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