I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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