hotel room ftw
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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