Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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