Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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