so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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