Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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