.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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