1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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