Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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