If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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