Sry I called you an 8
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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