I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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