Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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