it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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