Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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