I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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