Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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