it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I had to cum in my sink.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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