I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
worst night to have a conscience
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
two words...techno handjob
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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