I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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