I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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