I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
