Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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