honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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