I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
