how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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