Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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