pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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