Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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