did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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