Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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