it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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