so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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