booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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