worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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