Welp...herpes.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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