id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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