Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
