That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
