Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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