Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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