he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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