trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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