The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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