ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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